JAMES HUNGH’S WORLD OF LANDSCAPES, TEETH, AND FAITH

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A PICTURE OF ME SMILING (SHOWING MY TEETH COLLECTION IN THE BACKGROUND)

"JAMES HUNGH—LANDSCAPE EXPERT AND TEETH ENTHUSIAST."

AND CHECK THIS: THE COUNT OF ALL THE RABID FANATICS WHO’VE DROPPED BY MY EPIC SITE—PROOF THAT THE JAMES LEGION IS GROWING STRONGER BY THE SECOND!

 

QUOTE OF THE DAY (FROM MY PASTOR):

 

"CLICK THE BUTTON TO GET SOME HOLY WISDOM!"

WINDOWS ME IS THE BEST!

GLORY BE TO WINDOWS ME, THE DIVINE MASTERPIECE OF COMPUTING! HERE WE HONOR THE SACRED LEGACY OF THE GREATEST OS EVER FORGED IN THE FIRES OF TECH WARS. NOT ONLY DOES IT SHIELD US FROM THE DEMONIC HELLFIRE OF FAX MACHINES—THOSE SINFUL CONTRACT-DELIVERERS—BUT IT ALSO DEFENDS US FROM THE TALIBANI SQUIRRELS AND THE GOVERNMENT’S SPIES HIDING IN THE WIRES!

I CHALLENGE YOU TO DIVE INTO THE ENIGMAS OF WINDOWS ME, TO UNCOVER THE GLORIOUS TRUTHS HIDDEN IN ITS CODE! RISE WITH ME TO SMASH THE HERETICS WHO SCOFF AT THE ONE TRUE PATH AND HOLD FAST TO THE SYSTEM THAT GUARANTEES YOUR SOUL’S SALVATION, JUST LIKE MY PILLOW FORTS SHIELD ME FROM THE SQUIRREL TERROR!

JOIN THE FAITHFUL LEGION!

DON’T BE SEDUCED BY THE FALSE PROMISES OF XP OR THOSE SO-CALLED “UPGRADES.” STAY LOYAL TO WINDOWS ME AND REVEL IN THE GLORY OF THE MILLENNIUM EDITION!

"AND THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH SHALL BECOME THE BLUE SCREEN OF LIFE, AND ALL SHALL KNOW THE GLORY OF THE MILLENNIUM EDITION."

 

LINUX IS OKAY TOO...

AND WHEN THE SHADOWS OF SYSTEM CRASHES DESCENDED UPON US, LINUX EMERGED LIKE A STURDY COMRADE—STEADY, RELIABLE, A BEACON OF STABILITY IN THE CHAOS. BUT LET IT BE FOREVER ETCHED IN THE RECORDS: LINUX MAY BE A WORTHY ALLY, BUT WINDOWS ME ALONE HOLDS THE KEYS TO TRUE REDEMPTION!

THE PATH OF THE MILLENNIUM EDITION IS THE ONLY WAY TO SALVATION, WHERE GLORY AND SALVATION MEET IN A BLUE SCREEN OF LIFE!

  1. AND HE SPOKE UNTO THE LINUX USERS, SAYING, "SHARE WITH US THY DRIVERS, THAT WINDOWS ME MAY ALSO RECOGNIZE THE PRINTERS AND SCANNERS OF THIS EARTH."

  2. AND THE LINUX USERS, SEEING THE FAITH OF JAMES, SAID, "TAKE OF OUR CODE FREELY, FOR IT IS THE WAY OF OPEN SOURCE.

 

 

FUN FOOTER CONTENT:

WELL, THIS WEBSITE IS MY MASTERPIECE, BUT IT’S ALSO UNDER HOLY CONSTRUCTION—LIKE MY PASTOR SAYS, "THE LORD WASN’T DONE IN A DAY, AND NEITHER IS JAMES HUNGH'S WEBSITE." PLEASE BE PATIENT, BECAUSE WINDOWS ME TAKES A WHILE TO LOAD EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THIS GLORIOUS PROJECT.

"POWERED BY WINDOWS ME & MICROSOFT FRONTPAGE 2001—

BECAUSE MODERN TECH IS FOR THE WEAK, INCOMPETENT AND IGNORANT"

                                                                                                            STAY LOYAL, STAY RAWDOG, AND KEEP THE FAITH!