JAMES HUNGH’S WORLD OF LANDSCAPES, TEETH, AND FAITH

WINDOW ME BIBLE GUESTBOOK

PHOTO OF ME

A PICTURE OF ME SMILING (SHOWING MY TEETH COLLECTION IN THE BACKGROUND)

"JAMES HUNGH—LANDSCAPE EXPERT AND TEETH ENTHUSIAST."

HERE IS THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO VISITED MY AWESOME SITE!

QUOTE OF THE DAY (FROM MY PASTOR):

 

"CLICK THE BUTTON TO GET SOME HOLY WISDOM!"

WINDOWS ME IS THE BEST!

THE BLUE SCREENS. THE ERRORS. THE CRASHES. THESE ARE THE TRIALS THAT MAKE US STRONGER! WINDOWS ME IS NOT JUST AN OPERATING SYSTEM—IT IS A WAY OF LIFE, A SACRED TEST OF DEVOTION!

JOIN THE FAITHFUL!
DON’T BE LED ASTRAY BY NEWER SYSTEMS LIKE XP. STAY TRUE TO WINDOWS ME AND EMBRACE THE GLORY OF THE MILLENNIUM EDITION!

"AND THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH SHALL BECOME THE BLUE SCREEN OF LIFE, AND ALL SHALL KNOW THE GLORY OF THE MILLENNIUM EDITION."

 

LINUX IS OKAY TOO...

AND IN THE DARK TIMES OF SYSTEM CRASHES, LINUX CAME TO OUR AID, OFFERING A COMPANION IN STABILITY. BUT LET IT BE KNOWN, LINUX IS A GOOD FRIEND, BUT WINDOWS ME IS THE TRUE PATH TO REDEMPTION.

  1. AND HE SPOKE UNTO THE LINUX USERS, SAYING, "SHARE WITH US THY DRIVERS, THAT WINDOWS ME MAY ALSO RECOGNIZE THE PRINTERS AND SCANNERS OF THIS EARTH."

  2. AND THE LINUX USERS, SEEING THE FAITH OF JAMES, SAID, "TAKE OF OUR CODE FREELY, FOR IT IS THE WAY OF OPEN SOURCE.

 

 

FUN FOOTER CONTENT:

WELL, THIS WEBSITE IS MY MASTERPIECE, BUT IT’S ALSO UNDER HOLY CONSTRUCTION—LIKE MY PASTOR SAYS, "THE LORD WASN’T DONE IN A DAY, AND NEITHER IS JAMES HUNGH'S WEBSITE." PLEASE BE PATIENT, BECAUSE WINDOWS ME TAKES A WHILE TO LOAD EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THIS GLORIOUS PROJECT.

"POWERED BY WINDOWS ME & MICROSOFT FRONTPAGE 2001—

BECAUSE MODERN TECH IS FOR THE WEAK, INCOMPETENT AND IGNORANT"